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FOUND: Ultra Sport Downtube (bent in the middle) carelessly left at the Walden Airport.
Do you know the owner of this downtube? He was last seen in Walden, CO in the vicinity of a puke green Ultra Sport over the Labor Day weekend.
Descriptions of the owner vary from kinda ugly, to really butt ugly. All witnesses were consistent however in noting a large scar across the front of the forehead. Based on reports of the individual's erratic behavior, slurred speech, and inability to fly a hang glider this is presumed to be a lobotomy scar.
If you know this individual, please tell him to learn how to land, or at least properly dispose of his trash in the future.
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